does my fat make me look fat

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sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

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fue-go:

we is smart 

we is kind

we is important 

we out of ice

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hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed

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